Watches, watch commentary, watch reviews, the straight skinny on the watch business
Saturday, May 2, 2026
People We Meet On Vacation - Watch Town
Tuesday, November 11, 2025
As Clear As Mud...
Saturday, September 13, 2025
Hayek to Trump - "I've got your tariff right here!"
WHAT IF...TARIFFS? From Swatch -
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| Courtesy of Swatch |
WHAT IF...TARIFFS?
The inspiration behind the WHAT IF…TARIFFS? model lies in the current events unfolding in today’s world. The unique details on its dial and battery cover hint at the US tariffs imposed on Switzerland.
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| Courtesy of Swatch |
WHAT IF...TARIFFS? features a square Bioceramic case and edge-to-edge biosourced glass that allows a side view of the watch’s dial. The blue square dial, complemented by an integrated biosourced strap, is adorned with glow-in-the-dark hands. The inversion of Arabic numerals 3 and 9 on the dial subtly references the number 39. Paired with the percentage symbol found on the battery cover, this inversion hints at the US tariffs imposed on Switzerland and the deeper narrative woven into the watch’s design.
Monday, November 4, 2024
The Countdown to Election Day - The Cricket and the President of the United States Part 1
The Greatest Marketing Campaign That Never Was (a marketing campaign) - Part 1
Sunday, April 21, 2024
The Wednesday Night Cooking Club - Dessert and Coffee
I can honestly say that everything truly amazing that I have experienced, at least as it relates to watches, Switzerland and France really began just before Thanksgiving of 2015. It was then that at the CAFFÈ SPETTACOLO that I first met Rod Hess, and in the ensuing years he has been kind enough to introduce me to his home town, and I have become somewhat attached to the local teams (in particular the football club) -
But in the process, he has also pointed the way to several "not known by the general press" bits of information that have helped me break some of the better stories on the "Blog Formerly Known as Tempus Fugit".
The past three years have been a bit of a blur for me, from running Tempus Fugit, being offered a big-time job in Watch Town proper, giving up Tempus Fugit, souring on watches and reporting on them...
- When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
- When someone gives you good advice, follow it!
Monday, April 15, 2024
The Wednesday Night Cooking Club - Main Course
Two chefs, a coffee company sales manager, and a watch industry insider walk into a bar...
Above are three of the members of the Coolinary Cru, hard at work in the Coolinary Mansion's kitchen. You may remember the gentleman on the right from our previous installment. The two gentlemen on the left are both well-known in the Swiss restaurant world.
Adrian von Weissenfluh has worked in some very impressive kitchens, and on this particular Wednesday evening he was tag-teaming the cooking duties with this guy -
Marcel Möri, noted regional restaurateur and medalist in the IKA/Culinary Olympics.
referred to as "Swiss Jambalaya". Rice and shrimp and vegetables jacked with pastis and other wonderful things.
Sunday, April 14, 2024
A Watches And Wondering Repeat - You Show Up Late To a Presentation? You Get a Night in the Box!
Anyway, it immediately brought to mind one of my favorite movies about journalistic pursuits in the luxury industry - Cool Hand Luke. I will be paraphrasing here, so take this with the necessary amount of salt.
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Translation, you are all grown men and women who have traveled thousands of miles at no small expense, but we can't trust you to act like adults. So were going to create a set of rules that you better follow, or you'll be spending the next Watches and Wonders with that asshole at the Blog Formerly Known As Tempus Fugit!
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Translation, you better be on time for any event you are scheduled for. And don't try that "I didn't have a watch" excuse!
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Carr: These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box.
Carr: Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box.
Translation, suit, tie, formal business wear. Interesting to relate, one member of the Fifth Estate was banned a few years back for not complying with the dress code. Calls were made, hands were wrung, tears were shed, and he is back in the fold. Let's hope that Men's Wearhouse has something in his size (extra lumpy).
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Translation, Richemont and the SIHH is paying for a few nights accommodation for some of you (WHAT THE F*&K?), and not for breakfast and taxes. And for the rest of you, there might still be room at the YMCA, or you can sleep on a park bench.
So thank you for spending your time and your money to cover our brands - make sure you follow the rules, and enjoy your stay!
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Wednesday, February 7, 2024
I Could Do It Better Myself - The Volunteer Media - An Update From Henki
I wrote this back when I still owned and operated Tempus Fugit. A fair bit has happened in that time. I opted out of a job with a brand, I sold Tempus Fugit to someone who handed it to someone else, and it now appears to not be publishing anything, I accepted the job I have now which is working for MassHire - we help people find jobs and train for new careers. It is very satisfying work albeit with very long hours. Owing to this the publication pace and nature of Henki Time is not as manic as others. With that said, I still feel I have something to say, and this piece is one that I think still rings true. So brand owners and brand managers - don't forget to support the volunteer press.
Even when we say things that might cut a bit too close to the bone ; )

A much younger Henki teaching English in Villa do Conde Portugal in 1995. You might recognize the gentleman on the far right as the current Secretary General of the United Nations.
I Could Do It Better Myself - The Volunteer Media - An Update From Henki
Despite what some folks think, the majority of the press covering the watch business these days is of a voluntary nature. This is largely the result of brands cutting advertising budgets, and people going back to former occupations, getting married, or finding better ways to earn a living and spend their free (and not so free) time.
So gentle reader, an inside look at a day in the life of Henki -
5:30 - Whether I like it or not, Tallulah (the older cat and Executive Publisher) is awake and waiting to be fed. Sabrina (the younger cat and Editor in Chief) is waiting as well. I head downstairs, turn up the heat in the house, and feed the cats. I gulp down my morning tablets with a glass of water, have the first of several espressos and head back upstairs to the office.
5:45 - emails reviewed, and...
Not a sausage!
Not only has watch advertising money dried up, watch brands are producing fewer and fewer models, and some have made their PR functions redundant. News is scant, and unlike some of my colleagues in the Fourth and Fifth Estate, I prefer not to manufacture it.
6:15 - Go down and make a coffee for Wendy who is up and getting ready for work.
6:25 - I receive a follow-up email from the PR manager at Brand Y. Y for "why won't you write a paid piece about us?", which I have explained a few times - I don't write advertorials. I realize my unwillingness to do so is probably holding me back financially, but a man must have a code ; )
6:45 - Email in-box pings, and...
Good news! I am the winner of the Nigerian National Lottery! Maybe I'll buy Watch Time from Ebner so I can finally have my own magazine!
7:15 - Finally I decide that as no news is forthcoming, I will write an editorial type piece. The Grey Market is always good for a few hundred words, and is showing no sign of slowing down. Oh, wait! A PR staffer from Brand X has sent me a personal email with a story about a watch event featuring their brand, in Marblehead, Massachusetts (which I could literally have walked to from my house as it is the next town over), with several "Important and Respected" watch journalists who were flown in from New York and Europe a few days previous. The PR person feels that as I live nearby it would be great to have a story about this wonderful and glamorous event (lots of swag, 4 star meals, etc.) from a local perspective! I take a beat, decide to ignore the irritation that essentially - this person wants me to write a pr piece about an event that I wasn't even invited to even though my attendance would have cost Brand X $0... and I simply don't reply.
8:00 - Kiss Wendy and wish her a good day as she heads out the door.
8:35 - Hastily showered and dressed, lunch made, it's off to work.
8:55 - Parking lot duty. Where I work we have very limited parking, and as such the students have been informed that they cannot park in the back lot. Needless to say, it is a game of cat and mouse as several try to slip in anyway to avoid parking on the street. This, in turn, prevents other staff members and board members (who have a meeting today) from parking. While being the Director of Adult Education and Workforce Development has its perks, playing parking lot "sizzler" is not one of them ; )
9:05 - Call with my contact at the Dept. of Education office. Nothing major, clarifications regarding programming made, and all seems under control.
9:35 - Call from reception, someone is interested in learning English, could I come down and speak with them?
10:30 - Class break time. I try to speak with each of the four teachers, make sure everything is under control.
10:45 - Back to work on the grant application. It is due on Friday, signatures are needed from the boss, and I still need to nail down the budget.
12:15 - Text message from brand manager in Switzerland. Could I recommend a sales manager in Florida. I file that under "not pressing" and dive back into "grant writing land".
12:30 - Lunch with the teaching team. Brief ad hoc meeting to review a few items coming up.
13:45 - Call from former student of mine who is interviewing for a job. Would I act as a reference?
2:30 - 30 minute walk around the surrounding area to clear the head.
3:25 - Personal email pops on my iPhone, and I see that the watch from Brand X that three of the big outlets already wrote about 2 days ago is suddenly now a press release for "the rest of us". I delete the message.
4:15 - draft of the grant application is finally ready to be reviewed by the boss.
4:45 - The phone rings just as I am leaving the office. Meeting arranged for Wednesday morning to review our proposed adult education program with a new partner one town over.
5:15 - Stop at Trader Joe's for dinner items.
5:35 - Feed the cats dinner, scoop out the litter box, make a coffee and fire-up the laptop.
5:55 - Complete text edit for one of the brands that I "side-hustle" for, and respond to a customer query for another. Yes, the watch in question is available, yes, it does cost that much, no there will be no discount!
6:17 - Phone rings, it's Japan (not the whole country, but one of the brands with whom I have a relationship) with an urgent request for a special event, could I help organize it?
7:25 - Dinner is nearly ready, and Wendy arrives home after a long day.
9:26 - Story lined up for tomorrow involving a review of a new brand's watch.
10:25 - After 15 minutes of futility, I give up trying to read any more of the book I've been working on since Christmas. Turn out the lights and off to sleep. Tomorrow is another exciting day in watch media!
Wednesday, December 8, 2021
Lost In Translation - A Public Service Announcement
I realize that if your brand is based in a given country (let's say Switzerland) it is easier and more comfortable to contract with a local agency. And it is not unlikely that an agency will assert that their team has native fluency in all of the major languages, English being one of them. And for the brand, this is great news! One-stop shopping, and usually at a discounted rate because the services are "bundled"! But this is not where your problems end as a brand, but where they typically begin.
To be clear, brands need agencies, because agencies have contacts in the press and can help spread your message. With that said, agencies have a responsibility to the brands that they represent. They should be forthright about the true level of their linguistic abilities. And if they don't posses the level of English (or Spanish, Russian, or any other language) that they claim, they should subcontract with native speakers to review their materials before they send them out. This would give the agency the ability to provide their services in an honest, efficient, and affordable manner. And the best part? There are plenty of native language speakers from around the world who could provide this service quickly and affordably, and they are living and working in... Switzerland!
- Less is more. Keep the press release focused.
- WIFM (what's in it for me). The press release is not for you (the brand). The press release is for the press. They will then disseminate it to the public at large. Think about what might be interesting to the public, rather than what is interesting to you.
- Vet your agency. It is likely that you have "friendly adversaries" in the press corps. Ask some of us for honest (confidential) feedback. We'll be happy to provide it to you.
- The press wants to cover you. But they need to understand you in order to do that. If your press releases are not triggering coverage, it may not be for the reasons that you think (lack of advertising). It might simply be that your releases are getting lost in translation.
Friday, October 1, 2021
Fathers, Sons, And All That Comes With It
Tuesday, June 8, 2021
2022 - It's On Like Donkey-Kong!
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Saturday, September 26, 2020
The Poya
From Claude Meylan -
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| Courtesy of Claude Meylan |
Movement
16“ UT 6497
Description
- Stainless steel case
- Ø 42 mm
- Hand winding
- Skeleton
- Crystal back
- Sapphire front crystal
- 3 atm- water resistant
- Leather strap
Saturday, April 18, 2020
Left Behind...
Rolex, Patek Philippe, Tudor, Chopard, Chanel, Bulgari, TAG Heuer and Zenith have officially left the building (or more specifically, Hall 1).
What we can be pretty sure of:
Seiko, Casio, Citizen (which actually includes more than a few other brands including Frederique Constant and Alpina among others), Bell & Ross, Carl F. Bucherer are probably going to sling their hooks and "Take their talents south, to Lake Geneva". And with those brands, any hope of having a fair in Basel will go with them.
BUT -
There's in fact, more than just one more twist in the tail to this shit-show. Because it bears mentioning that saying you want to leave BaselWorld does not, de facto, mean you will be welcomed with open arms to the Geneva Fair to be Named Later. Because the operating name says it all - FHH. Now it is important to note the language used by the initial breakaway group in their "See ya, wouldn't wanna' be ya" letter:
Other brands may also be added, according to terms that have not yet been defined. This new event will be geared predominantly towards retailers, the press and VIP customers.
And that is the kicker here. Because when we talk about the five brands that initially split off, they clearly fit into a certain demographic in terms of "acceptable suitors" to join the Richemont circus. And then, this is where it gets really interesting and there will be a chasm that opens between "luxe" brands and the rest. And again, reading simply what is there and not even between the lines -
This new event will be geared predominantly towards retailers, the press and VIP customers.
So that means that a lot of press, a lot of potential retailers and pretty much all of the "great unwashed" (i.e. watch enthusiasts), are not really of interest.
So we shall wait, and we shall see.
Monday, September 2, 2019
The 17.06 - COPPER
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| Courtesy of MING |
Per MING -
And here are the pertinents, as received from MING this morning -
- Functions: hours, minutes
- Case, dial & hands:
o 43.9mm lug to lug measuremento Sapphire crystal with antireflective coating on both sideso Rigid case without spacer ringso 100m water resistance with triple crown gasketso Composite, multi-layer, three-part sapphire dial in metallic copper
o Hands coated with Super-LumiNova C1o Dial ring printed with Super-LumiNova C1
• Strapso Smooth calf tan with white stitching, handmade by Jean Rousseau Paris
o 20x18mm, quick release with curved fittingo Will fit 160-210mm (6.1”-8.3”) wrist circumferenceo Signed pin buckle
• Movement:o Automatic mechanical movement ETA 2824-2 Top grade modified for MING
o 38-hour power reserveo 28,800 bph (4Hz)o 25 jewelso Hacking functiono Movement adjusted to five positions with a 250-hour test program
- Leather travel pouch handmade by Studio Koji Sato
- Limited to 300 pieces per calendar year
- 2-year warranty against defects
- Made in Switzerland
- Retail price CHF1,250 inclusive of worldwide shipping













