Showing posts with label Lost in Translation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lost in Translation. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Lost In Translation - A Public Service Announcement

I wanted to try one last time to put this PSA out there for the denizens of Watch Town, particularly those who make decisions on communications budgets and agencies -

Just because an agency tells you that their team is fluent in a given language (English, for example), that does not make it so.


Truth in advertising?
I realize that if your brand is based in a given country (let's say Switzerland) it is easier and more comfortable to contract with a local agency. And it is not unlikely that an agency will assert that their team has native fluency in all of the major languages, English being one of them. And for the brand, this is great news! One-stop shopping, and usually at a discounted rate because the services are "bundled"! But this is not where your problems end as a brand, but where they typically begin. 

Lost in translation 
Imagine your press release goes out to press contacts around the world, with the majority of the contacts receiving the English language version. Now imagine that the press release most closely resembles something spit out by Google Translate. The words are English. The usage, word order, and grammar make it clear that it is the result of a poor translation that was not checked very closely. 

You don't know what you don't know
To be clear, brands need agencies, because agencies have contacts in the press and can help spread your message. With that said, agencies have a responsibility to the brands that they represent. They should be forthright about the true level of their linguistic abilities. And if they don't posses the level of English (or Spanish, Russian, or any other language) that they claim, they should subcontract with native speakers to review their materials before they send them out. This would give the agency the ability to provide their services in an honest, efficient, and affordable manner. And the best part? There are plenty of native language speakers from around the world who could provide this service quickly and affordably, and they are living and working in... Switzerland!

It's more expensive than you think
Agencies charge the type of fees that are usually negotiated with the aid of a pistol and a get-away car. They are truly steep. And if they were delivering on the promises that they were making? it would be a fair exchange of money for service. But as one of the people who receives these releases, I can tell you that a lot of them end up in the Tempus Fugit virtual trash can.

So here are a few friendly (not sarcastic) tips for those of you wanting to get your press releases not only read, but put to use by members of the press:
  • Less is more.  Keep the press release focused.  
  • WIFM (what's in it for me). The press release is not for you (the brand). The press release is for the press. They will then disseminate it to the public at large. Think about what might be interesting to the public, rather than what is interesting to you.
  • Vet your agency. It is likely that you have "friendly adversaries" in the press corps. Ask some of us for honest (confidential) feedback. We'll be happy to provide it to you. 
  • The press wants to cover you. But they need to understand you in order to do that. If your press releases are not triggering coverage, it may not be for the reasons that you think (lack of advertising). It might simply be that your releases are getting lost in translation.

Wednesday, July 8, 2020

Lost In Translation - Exclusively Inclusive

The Millennial Pink, from Hublot -
Courtesy of Hublot
Now I teach English for a living, and have done so for some time. I am not sure that Hublot is really familiar with the meaning of the word inclusive.  Where to begin?  Oh, I know!  Let's go with the bon mots of that starving artist and self-made man (yes, that is sarcasm) Lapo Elkann -

"At Garage Italia, we want to be part of a world where the character of every person is defined by their love of life and their inclusivity, rather than by their power or their superiority. More than simply a product, we want to create something which represents a positive change."
Lapo Elkann
FOUNDER & CREATIVE CHAIRMAN of GARAGE ITALIA

Hmmm......

Okay, let's take a moment and turn off the reality distortion field. For those of you who have been sleeping under a rock, in a fallout shelter, on Mimas (the smallest of Saturn's moons), without any internet connection... Lapo Elkann is one of (in fairness, several) heirs to the Agnelli fortune. I am sure he is a nice guy, hopefully donates a lot to charity, and I personally thought his dress sense (about 10 years ago) was on the button. But let's also be clear that I have never had the feeling that he was a humble artisan with his eye on "inclusivity". Sorry, just calling that one like I see it. If I ever run into him at the In-And-Out I will gladly pay for his Double-Double and sit in the corner wearing a funny hat. 

And now that I really think about it, Hublot is to inclusivity as Chef BoyArdee is to fine dining -
Shamelessly borrowed from my childhood and the worldwide info-web
And that is definitely not a criticism. Hublot is not in the "inclusion business". They have spent a lot of time and money informing us of this reality, and the fact that they have been able to be so successful in this sphere is to be applauded. And yes, I am saying that sincerely. They are exclusive, and they are meant to be so. And at $20,900 USD, I find it laughable that the message that they are trying to convey in today's press release is a warm & fuzzy "I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke" one.

Most of us can afford a Coke. An Hublot, not so much. If COVID-19 and the resulting financial crisis has taught us anything, $20,900 might as well be a trillion. For most of you reading this, the idea of owing an Hublot is like water from the moon. It's a wonderful thought, but one you are not likely to ever personally experience. And once again, that is okay. That is what luxury is supposed to be about.

And then lastly, for a watch and a marketing message so emphatic about inclusion, why are there so many photos of Mr. Elkann -
Courtesy of Hublot
His designer at Garage Italia, Carlo Borromeo-
Courtesy of Hublot
Some more images of Lapo Elkann -
Courtesy of Hublot
And the two of them together -
Courtesy of Hublot
Oh, and if you were feeling left behind, or dare I say it, excluded, don't worry!  They also included a photo of struggling footballer, Kylian Mbappe -
Courtesy of Hublot
And for some understanding of how, like Mr. Elkann, Mr. Mbappe is just like the rest of us, here are some estimates from last year on his wealth, courtesy of goal.com -

Paris Saint-Germain are paying Kylian Mbappe €20.7m (£17.6m/$23.2m) per year before tax, according to a biography published in May 2019.

He earns just under €10m after tax as of the end of the 2018-19 season and by the time his contract, which runs until 2022, is up, it is believed that he will be earning over €18m per annum from his salary alone.

It represents a massive leap from the €1m per year that he earned while with Monaco - and that's before sponsorship deals are taken into account.

He is the third-best paid player in Ligue 1 behind club-mates Neymar and Edinson Cavani and, over the course of a deal that began in 2017, he will have made around €87.5m.


Now on the other hand, Mr. Mbappe does a lot of great charity work. But the point is, while Hublot is trying to talk about happiness and inclusivity, they are foisting wealthy, famous people wearing a watch that at the approximate cost of a starter home in Southern Ohio, is not exactly inclusive.

Oh, and one more photo of Lapo Elkann -
Courtesy of Hublot
And just in case you were still laboring under the illusion that this was meant to be inclusive, I will let Hublot clarify that in their own words -

Disruptive, creating new codes for traditional luxury, the Big Bang Millennial Pink produced in collaboration with Garage Italia will only be available in a very exclusive limited edition of 200 pieces.

Someone's got a bad case of Millennialitis.  I guess that makes it "Exclusively Inclusive".

So for those of you seeking inclusion, and have the requisite credit score here are the pertinents, straight from the source, unique spelling and all -

REFERENCE
441.UP.7320.NR.GIT20 
Limited to 200 pieces

DIAL
Mat pink millennial skeleton
Mat pink millennial appliques with white luminescent

CASE
Satin-finished and polished pink millennial anodized Aluminum
Diameter: 42mm
Thickness: 14.50mm
Water resistance: 10 ATM (100m)


MOVEMENT
HUB1280
UNICO Manufacture self-winding chronograph

Frequency: 4Hz (28’800 A/h) Power reserve: 72 hours
No. of Components: 354 Jewels: 43

CASE-BACK
Satin-finished Titanium Engraved “LIMITED EDITION”

STRAP & BUCKLE
Pink millennial knit Velcro strap with pink millennial stitching
Polished pink millennial anodized Aluminum sport buckle
Engraved with the Logo "HUBLOT" Filled with White Lacquer

Pink millennial Rubber strap
Titanium deployant buckle clasp with pink millennial anodized Aluminum and Satin-finished decor plate
Engraved with the Logo "HUBLOT" Filled with white lacquer

BEZEL
Satin-finished and polished pink millennial anodized Aluminum

PRICE
19'900 CHF 
20'700 EUR 
20'900 USD 
17'300 GBP