Thursday, April 11, 2024

It's About To Get Really, Really, Really...Bad

"Disease and deprivation stalk our land like... two giant stalking things."
Rowan Atkinson as The Black Adder

Needless to say, the shit's about to get real - yet again.

While my more well heeled erstwhile colleagues in Watch Town's Fourth and Fifth Estates are sipping fancy cocktails in Geneva and figuring out how to pack the more desirable of the branded swag into their suitcases, yours truly has been reviewing the "Butcher's Bill". Long story short? If the word around the campfire is accurate, summer camps for Swiss kids are going to see a sharp decline in enrollment as moms and dads who work in Watch Town are about to have a fair amount of unexpected free time on their hands.

Cats and Kittens, to quote that other great commentator on the Watch Business, one Huggy Bear -
"On the road of life, one has to pay tolls"

And it would seem that the boys and girls calling the shots in Watch Town continue to have that one fatal flaw - they keep forgetting the not so distant past. And I can only assume that is why they so blindly repeat it.

Buckle up, Buttercup, it's about to get bumpy.

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