I'll See Your Dick Move And Raise You An F-You!

They say that breaking up is hard to do, and if the latest shit-show between DOXA and their former favorite "brother from another mother" is anything to go by, I guess that it's true.

Take one not really even cult watch that will maybe be truly wanted by 50 - 100 people on a watch forum, sprinkle in some antagonism, add a dash of arrogance, and you have two new watch models announced over the past 48 hours that bear downright striking resemblances to each other...

"In this corner we bring you the Synchron 70s Military Steel!"

Courtesy of Synchron

"And in this corner we bring you the DOXA Army!"

Courtesy of DOXA

And just to show that this was not a "snappy comeback" in response to a bit of a (let's be honest, somewhat dubious) homage from team Synchron, they offer this inspiring message -

"As of now please find an original picture of several executions back in the beginning of the 70’s. 

Only the original deserves your trust."

Have you ever watched a movie and realized that you have no sympathy for ANY of the characters?  Yeah, it's sorta' like that.  I never understood the appeal of "Bum Fights", but I think I will take a page from the watch forum members, grab some popcorn and watch this train wreck unfold.