What Sort of Man Reads Playboy?

If I had a quarter for every time I heard a marketing manager assure me - 

"We won't do anything douchey"...

This is inevitably followed by, to quote Anthony Bourdain - "douchebaggery".

Shamelessly borrowed from the world-wide infoweb

 
This is a new collaboration with Chronoswiss and Playboy of Germany to commemorate the 45th anniversary of German speaking men being able to purchase this saucy yet "sophisticated" publication, and read the "articles" in their native language.

Courtesy of Chronoswiss

So good news for those of you out there who "just buy it for the articles", you now can own and wear a watch that will ensure that you know what time the wife and/or kids are getting back home so you can park your "literary journal" back under the mattress ; )

And the best part?  Scantily clad Playboy Playmates on the back!  You know, so you can wear an object featuring someone objectified on the back!  

Courtesy of Chronoswiss

Enjoy your "watches"...