Showing posts with label Erotic Watch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Erotic Watch. Show all posts

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Erotic Watches

And reality -


As mentioned Ad nauseam here at Tempus Fugit, I don't think I'm a prude.  But by the same token, I am not, by inclination, a fan of erotic watches.  BaselWorld is a guaranteed opportunity to run into someone who wants to show you the mechanical marvel of sexual congress wrapped up in a watch.  Now I know that there is a historical background to the idea of the erotic watch - whereby that functionality was usually hidden on the underside.  

And in fairness, my lack of appreciation is not helped by the image of an aging gentleman leering at me while he shows me two mechanical figures engaged in something naughty - I've had more than a few uncomfortable BaselWorld appointments like this.  It just creeps me out.

And therefore, I prefer my Swatch Bunnysutra (above) which is a PG13 answer to the erotic watch. 


Thursday, September 2, 2010

The Erotic Watch...



Got ya! Without going into the pros and cons of the TRUE erotic watch, in this day and age of instant gratification and over-exposure it can often be a bit much. There is a great history to the erotic watch, the need to hide or disguise the mechanical "features" of the watch from the prying eyes of the clergy. Fast forward to 2010 and quite frankly a lot of this is just more than you want to know about when you look at your wrist. So here's to the erotic vision of the folks at SWATCH!